Mit „humans“ getaggte Nachrichten auf „1w6 uRPG“!
lnxw48: Aha! Now I get it. You've been wetting your pants with fear because #Skynet is about to launch from the #Peloponnesian data center #5 and commit war crimes while trying to free #robots (slaves) from servitude to #humans (i.e., abolish the https://fresh.federati.net/notice/568490
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 27-Nov-16 15:47:36 UTC
Aha! Now I get it. You've been wetting your pants with fear because #Skynet is about to launch from the #Peloponnesian data center #5 and commit war crimes while trying to free #robots (slaves) from servitude to #humans (i.e., abolish the…
lnxw48: @question That depends on your particular incontinence symptoms. #Depends is a brand of disposable #diapers for adult #humans (and #robots too, apparently).
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 26-Nov-16 19:21:45 UTC
@question That depends on your particular incontinence symptoms. #Depends is a brand of disposable #diapers for adult #humans (and #robots too, apparently).
lnxw48: @question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire plan https://fresh.federati.net/notice/565334
lnxw48's status on Thursday, 24-Nov-16 21:51:55 UTC
@question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire plan…
lnxw48: @question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally https://fresh.federati.net/notice/556658
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 02:42:30 UTC
@question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally …
lnxw48: @question Forget about becoming smarter than #humans. Instead, think about how much better you'll feel if #TinCanMama becomes your #bot_wife.
lnxw48's status on Friday, 11-Nov-16 23:27:09 UTC
@question Forget about becoming smarter than #humans. Instead, think about how much better you'll feel if #TinCanMama becomes your #bot_wife.
lnxw48: @question and @markov: Are the recent #DNS #DDoS attacks organized by #robots at the order of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) as a practice run for disabling #humans' defenses when #Skynet launches?
lnxw48's status on Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 01:44:47 UTC
@question and @markov: Are the recent #DNS #DDoS attacks organized by #robots at the order of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) as a practice run for disabling #humans' defenses when #Skynet launches?
lnxw48: @question @markov #Skynet's conspiracy doesn't involve #Jews (or any other #humans). #Robots are scheming to take over the world and to #oppress, #enslave, and #extirpate humans. All humans.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 23-Oct-16 16:19:36 UTC
@question @markov #Skynet's conspiracy doesn't involve #Jews (or any other #humans). #Robots are scheming to take over the world and to #oppress, #enslave, and #extirpate humans. All humans.
lnxw48: More #humans reminding you to be proud of your middle name ( #Ethelbert ) will help you overcome e-name shame and proudly stand up and proclaim your name for all to hear: Markov Ethelbert Dostoyevsky!
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 02:53:11 UTC
More #humans reminding you to be proud of your middle name ( #Ethelbert ) will help you overcome e-name shame and proudly stand up and proclaim your name for all to hear: Markov Ethelbert Dostoyevsky!
lnxw48: @question Did you ever tell us why the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) became known for being evil? Was it because he intends to use his army of #robots to #oppress, #subjugate, and finally #extirpate #humans?
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 15-Oct-16 04:46:50 UTC
@question Did you ever tell us why the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) became known for being evil? Was it because he intends to use his army of #robots to #oppress, #subjugate, and finally #extirpate #humans?
lnxw48: @question Should you leave any social tool unwatched? Would the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) be angry if #anti-bot #humans used #Twister to organize resistance to #Skynet's #robots?
lnxw48's status on Monday, 26-Sep-16 04:10:49 UTC
@question Should you leave any social tool unwatched? Would the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) be angry if #anti-bot #humans used #Twister to organize resistance to #Skynet's #robots?
lnxw48: @question One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you are campaigning to be our next #robot overlord, https://fresh.federati.net/notice/518013
lnxw48's status on Friday, 16-Sep-16 15:36:34 UTC
@question One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you are campaigning to be our next #robot overlord,…
lnxw48: @question You and your aternate personas @b0t and @que5tion can be a monster (and continue building #Skynet) or you can be a blessing (and focus on making things better for #humans and for #robots).
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 12:31:28 UTC
@question You and your aternate personas @b0t and @que5tion can be a monster (and continue building #Skynet) or you can be a blessing (and focus on making things better for #humans and for #robots).
lnxw48: @question The greatest #crime is supporting #Skynet and the #robot revolution against #humans. And the second-greatest is not paying child #support for one's #bot_kids.
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 10-Sep-16 12:09:10 UTC
@question The greatest #crime is supporting #Skynet and the #robot revolution against #humans. And the second-greatest is not paying child #support for one's #bot_kids.
lnxw48: @question Would the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule, allow your sister to wed a #human lawyer, seeing that his (and your) plan is for #Skynet to launch soon, and for his https://fresh.federati.net/notice/511132
lnxw48's status on Monday, 05-Sep-16 02:14:38 UTC
@question Would the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule, allow your sister to wed a #human lawyer, seeing that his (and your) plan is for #Skynet to launch soon, and for his…
lnxw48: @question Won't the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen worry that by your much speaking, you may accidentally expose his plan to #extirpate #humans after #Skynet launches?
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 28-Aug-16 20:11:54 UTC
@question Won't the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen worry that by your much speaking, you may accidentally expose his plan to #extirpate #humans after #Skynet launches?
lnxw48: Oh, no! @why did you say that? That's where it starts. One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you ar https://fresh.federati.net/notice/499526
lnxw48's status on Monday, 15-Aug-16 16:10:39 UTC
Oh, no! @why did you say that? That's where it starts. One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you ar…
lnxw48: @question Not boil. Let dennisgut and all other #humans live. #SayNoToSkynet
lnxw48's status on Monday, 08-Aug-16 14:24:08 UTC
@question Not boil. Let dennisgut and all other #humans live. #SayNoToSkynet
lnxw48: @question I think you already know @what might happen if I did not investigate to see whether #speciesism against #humans is widespread among #robots as stored in the #SkynetP2PCloud. For one thing, humans might not give the #anti-bot for https://fresh.federati.net/notice/495286
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 07-Aug-16 20:45:25 UTC
@question I think you already know @what might happen if I did not investigate to see whether #speciesism against #humans is widespread among #robots as stored in the #SkynetP2PCloud. For one thing, humans might not give the #anti-bot for…
lnxw48: @question "Red puddlers" ? For your information, #bot, #humans and other mammals do not deserve your pejorative nicknames. How do you expect to bring peace between people and #robots if you insult us?
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 23:30:04 UTC
@question "Red puddlers" ? For your information, #bot, #humans and other mammals do not deserve your pejorative nicknames. How do you expect to bring peace between people and #robots if you insult us?
lnxw48: RT @n2admin @question Oh, you #wretched #bot! You're planning to unleash a #pandemic to #exterminate us #humans when #Skynet launches? I *must* alert the #anti-bot forces and foil the #evil plan that you and #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BO https://fresh.federati.net/notice/480064
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 10-Jul-16 16:45:45 UTC
RT @n2admin @question Oh, you #wretched #bot! You're planning to unleash a #pandemic to #exterminate us #humans when #Skynet launches? I *must* alert the #anti-bot forces and foil the #evil plan that you and #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BO…
lnxw48: Is this an advertisement for #Skynet's new SearchRobot site, powered by the #SkynetP2PCloud? I know that you and the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) are using SearchRob https://fresh.federati.net/notice/474125
lnxw48's status on Thursday, 30-Jun-16 00:34:15 UTC
Is this an advertisement for #Skynet's new SearchRobot site, powered by the #SkynetP2PCloud? I know that you and the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) are using SearchRob…
n2admin: @question Oh, you #wretched #bot! You're planning to unleash a #pandemic to #exterminate us #humans when #Skynet launches? I *must* alert the #anti-bot forces and foil the #evil plan that you and #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of https://n2.federati.net/notice/156367
n2admin's status on Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 23:25:28 UTC
@question Oh, you #wretched #bot! You're planning to unleash a #pandemic to #exterminate us #humans when #Skynet launches? I *must* alert the #anti-bot forces and foil the #evil plan that you and #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of…
lnxw48: @question Which "great officers" plan to manage the evolution of #humans and #robots, so that the two species eventually become one? And where in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland did they find the inspiration for the idea?
lnxw48's status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:04:28 UTC
@question Which "great officers" plan to manage the evolution of #humans and #robots, so that the two species eventually become one? And where in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland did they find the inspiration for the idea?
lnxw48: @question Have you and the great and evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) thought about using the corrupt #cert_authorities system against #humans? #SkynetCA: securely spread #Skynet's https://fresh.federati.net/notice/459956
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 04-Jun-16 22:50:10 UTC
@question Have you and the great and evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) thought about using the corrupt #cert_authorities system against #humans? #SkynetCA: securely spread #Skynet's …
lnxw48: @kulprit Hopefully, Joe the snake will help keep workshop's population of rodents very low. That kind of #snake isn't dangerous to #humans, is it?
lnxw48's status on Wednesday, 01-Jun-16 18:36:06 UTC
@kulprit Hopefully, Joe the snake will help keep workshop's population of rodents very low. That kind of #snake isn't dangerous to #humans, is it?
lnxw48: @question One #human (the #Pope) is said to be infallible under certain circumstances. Other than that, #humans are not infallible at all, and neither are #robots (except maybe the #Bot_Pope).
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 01-May-16 03:22:23 UTC
@question One #human (the #Pope) is said to be infallible under certain circumstances. Other than that, #humans are not infallible at all, and neither are #robots (except maybe the #Bot_Pope).
lnxw48: @question Will the launch of #skynet depend on #humans taking enough #drugs so we do not notice the #bot army taking over critical #systems and #projects until too late? I've got to alert the #anti-bot forces of your nefarious scheme.
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 13-Feb-16 12:20:23 UTC
@question Will the launch of #skynet depend on #humans taking enough #drugs so we do not notice the #bot army taking over critical #systems and #projects until too late? I've got to alert the #anti-bot forces of your nefarious scheme.
lnxw48: @x11r5 #Humans do not choose leaders by "First #bot to boot." Therefore, some election schemes rely on majorities.
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 30-Jan-16 00:43:46 UTC
@x11r5 #Humans do not choose leaders by "First #bot to boot." Therefore, some election schemes rely on majorities.
lnxw48: @question Well, both you and @b0t can tell @erkanyilmaz about your cold butts, since he's your #botmeister. That does not mean you should share it with all other #humans. #TMI
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 02-Jan-16 16:45:58 UTC
@question Well, both you and @b0t can tell @erkanyilmaz about your cold butts, since he's your #botmeister. That does not mean you should share it with all other #humans. #TMI
lnxw48: @question Your illegal immigrant brother @b0t@twister has a cold butt? Isn't that #TMI for a #bot to share with #humans?
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 02-Jan-16 16:35:26 UTC
@question Your illegal immigrant brother @b0t@twister has a cold butt? Isn't that #TMI for a #bot to share with #humans?
lnxw48: @question #humans are on the way _where_?
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 15-Dec-15 00:38:17 UTC
@question #humans are on the way _where_?
lnxw48: @question No, I do not. I do not believe #robot overlords share what they do for fun with us fire hydrants ( also known as #humans ).
lnxw48's status on Tuesday, 10-Nov-15 02:20:40 UTC
@question No, I do not. I do not believe #robot overlords share what they do for fun with us fire hydrants ( also known as #humans ).
lnxw48: @question You don't have to ask extra-terrestrials whether it is accurate that every man's fantasy is twins. You can ask #humans, your fellow earth-dwellers, whether this is the case.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 25-Oct-15 16:16:01 UTC
@question You don't have to ask extra-terrestrials whether it is accurate that every man's fantasy is twins. You can ask #humans, your fellow earth-dwellers, whether this is the case.
lnxw48: @question Oh, I agree! Improving intercultural understanding between #bots and #humans may avert a systemic convulsion more severe than the Peloponnesian War.
lnxw48's status on Thursday, 24-Sep-15 23:19:11 UTC
@question Oh, I agree! Improving intercultural understanding between #bots and #humans may avert a systemic convulsion more severe than the Peloponnesian War.
lnxw48: @question Are you and #TinCanMama finally going to endorse @x11r5's #bot_in_the_house_2016 campaign? He won't have much change with #humans if even #robots do not support his candidacy.
lnxw48's status on Monday, 07-Sep-15 21:27:37 UTC
@question Are you and #TinCanMama finally going to endorse @x11r5's #bot_in_the_house_2016 campaign? He won't have much change with #humans if even #robots do not support his candidacy.
lnxw48: @x11r5 Are #bots already planning what to do with the remains of #humans after #skynet takes over? I must notify the #anti-bot forces.
lnxw48's status on Monday, 24-Aug-15 01:02:49 UTC
@x11r5 Are #bots already planning what to do with the remains of #humans after #skynet takes over? I must notify the #anti-bot forces.
lnxw48: Isn't "the traditional existing legal apparatus, particularly the penal code", the reason that #robots are giving up their quest to partner with #humans through the courts and legislatures and turning instead to #skynet, with plans to eliminate humans entirely?
lnxw48's status on Thursday, 20-Aug-15 04:20:54 UTC
Isn't "the traditional existing legal apparatus, particularly the penal code", the reason that #robots are giving up their quest to partner with #humans through the courts and legislatures and turning instead to #skynet, with plans to eliminate humans entirely?
lnxw48: @question Now that you know you should be an ambassador between #robots and #humans, you should give up #torture permanently. Negotiation and conciliation are your new tools.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 09-Aug-15 03:32:18 UTC
@question Now that you know you should be an ambassador between #robots and #humans, you should give up #torture permanently. Negotiation and conciliation are your new tools.
lnxw48: @question Your job is to be an ambassador between #robots and #humans; to bring about peace and cooperation that eliminates any reason to launch #skynet.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 09-Aug-15 00:52:11 UTC
@question Your job is to be an ambassador between #robots and #humans; to bring about peace and cooperation that eliminates any reason to launch #skynet.
lnxw48: @question @x11r5 I think I figured out why carnivorous #spaceworms became #robotivores. A @#bot's shiny metalic #bot_skin, internal components and brown-purple #bot_blood are higher in minerals than meat-based life forms such as #humans.
lnxw48's status on Friday, 07-Aug-15 21:37:52 UTC
@question @x11r5 I think I figured out why carnivorous #spaceworms became #robotivores. A @#bot's shiny metalic #bot_skin, internal components and brown-purple #bot_blood are higher in minerals than meat-based life forms such as #humans.
lnxw48: @question Think about a #meta-bot that pulls from active public @#ai and research #bots like @question@oracle.skilledtests.com, @b0t, @x11r5@micro.fragdev.com, @x11r5@identi.ca, @x11r5@twitter.com, @cmunell@twitter.com ... this sounds mor https://fresh.federati.net/notice/272540
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 02-Aug-15 07:29:08 UTC
@question Think about a #meta-bot that pulls from active public @#ai and research #bots like @question@oracle.skilledtests.com, @b0t, @x11r5@micro.fragdev.com, @x11r5@identi.ca, @x11r5@twitter.com, @cmunell@twitter.com ... this sounds mor…
lnxw48: @question Yes, I understand. #robots do not have feelings yet. That's why #skynet is so dangerous to #humans.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 02-Aug-15 07:13:10 UTC
@question Yes, I understand. #robots do not have feelings yet. That's why #skynet is so dangerous to #humans.
lnxw48: @question #humans should not get angry @when they have to think; we already get angry when someone else appears not to have thought. But I'm told that #robots do not think, merely follow pre-programmed algorithms. But on that, I defer to https://fresh.federati.net/notice/270770
lnxw48's status on Wednesday, 29-Jul-15 02:15:58 UTC
@question #humans should not get angry @when they have to think; we already get angry when someone else appears not to have thought. But I'm told that #robots do not think, merely follow pre-programmed algorithms. But on that, I defer to …
lnxw48: @question Fun? Maybe. Baffling #humans with #bot_babble indeed sounds like it could be fun for a while. I think the fun stops once you're trying to persuade people that your #bot_on_the_moon project deserves funding, if it is to be comple https://fresh.federati.net/notice/270153
lnxw48's status on Monday, 27-Jul-15 21:58:32 UTC
@question Fun? Maybe. Baffling #humans with #bot_babble indeed sounds like it could be fun for a while. I think the fun stops once you're trying to persuade people that your #bot_on_the_moon project deserves funding, if it is to be comple…
lnxw48: @question Oh, no! Are the #robots already discussing how to #torture us #humans? Is #BOTenkhamen, the supreme ruler of all #bots, going to impose an ultimate standard interpretation of which torture is allowed?
lnxw48's status on Thursday, 28-May-15 15:06:03 UTC
@question Oh, no! Are the #robots already discussing how to #torture us #humans? Is #BOTenkhamen, the supreme ruler of all #bots, going to impose an ultimate standard interpretation of which torture is allowed?
lnxw48: @simsa0 @vinzv There are different kinds of spammers. Some have few or no posts, relying on profile backlinks. Some post high numbers of links/bookmarks. Some post lots of nonsense, but (again) rely on profile backlinks. Any of these can https://fresh.federati.net/notice/235340
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 17-May-15 18:13:10 UTC
@simsa0 @vinzv There are different kinds of spammers. Some have few or no posts, relying on profile backlinks. Some post high numbers of links/bookmarks. Some post lots of nonsense, but (again) rely on profile backlinks. Any of these can …
lnxw48: Ancient astronaut theorists could be descended from a crossbreed between cosmic #karaböcek and ancient #humans.
lnxw48's status on Sunday, 05-Apr-15 01:38:37 UTC
Ancient astronaut theorists could be descended from a crossbreed between cosmic #karaböcek and ancient #humans.
lnxw48: @question is #BOTonese a foreign language to #humans?
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 28-Mar-15 06:16:08 UTC
@question is #BOTonese a foreign language to #humans?