http://sn.1w6.org/file/mk-20160831T214242-3c46v47.html
@bobjonkman That Jetpack can't be selfhosted isn't _quite_ true. You can install it on your own server but it needs to connect to wordpress.com to enable features. A strange construction, but after installation it is sitting and running on your own server. https://wordpress.org/plugins/jetpack/installation/