http://sn.1w6.org/file/lnxw48-20150308T181440-s6eva7p.html
Sometimes #IRC is funny. <person>: please stop, step back, and show us the actual code, then describe (a) what happens when you run it (b) what you want to happen <person>: Currently, this question is equivalent to "I have a left boot, four oranges and a tame orangutang. How do I conquer france?"