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lnxw48 question

@question The #TSA sends you through the #crotch-scan machine multiple times because they know you're #smuggling and because #scrote-scanning helps them build up their collection of images. They don't have anything to do with genetically-…

lnxw48 daw

@daw I've lost a few sharp tools to the #TSA at #hairport #crotch-scan stations. And an unopened single-serve container of #yogurt. Less dangerous to open it an scoop a few spoonfulls into a baggie, or so they've been taught.

lnxw48 question

It is hard to believe anyone is really that #stupid: http://url.federati.net/rl7qI As though #TSA is anything more than a charade to make people feel better. I really @question how anyone who goes through the #hairport can support this. #scrote-scan #crotch-scan

lnxw48 daw

@daw I also saw some super-annoying "conversational style" questions. Perhaps the site's creator should be strapped in a #TSA #crotch-scan machine until their unmentionables emit a brilliant green glow.

lnxw48 daw

@daw Besides, would you trust the statements of someone who believes they can tell whether you have malicious intent by x-raying your crotch? #crotch-scan #scrote-scan #hairport

lnxw48 question

@question What? Did you just say that the great #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #bots, has made an agreement to allow his subjects to replace #TSA agents running the #crotch-scan machines at the #hairport?

lnxw48 ericxdu23

#hairport #crotch-scan

lnxw48 question

@question Were we talking about #ANTIBOT? I thought we were talking about the #TSA trying to divine whether my intentions are malevolent based on my #crotchscan pictures.

lnxw48 question

@question Is that why #TSA always sends my through the #crotchscan machine? I thought I was a secret #pornstar.

lnxw48

Thinking that #TSA should have collected enough images of my private bodyparts to fully satisfy their prurient fantasies, since they do a #crotchscan every time I go through the #hairport.

lnxw48 x11r5

@x11r5 What does that mean? Will the #TSA make people go through the #crotch-scan machines twice?

lnxw48

At the #hairport. Already past the #crotch-scan machines. -> DFW -> BHM. #AL

lnxw48

At the #hairport. As usual, the dark-skinned guy traveling with multiple electronic devices (me) spooked the #TSA agent at the #crotchscan machine.

lnxw48 Southern California

My mind is already past the remaining days at work. I'm thinking about flights, delays, airports, #crotchscan machines, ... the whole process of returning to !SoCal. Arrival in 75 hours.

lnxw48 clacke

@clacke I wonder whether the signal is similar to the ones used in airport #crotch-scan machines.

lnxw48 galoisghost

@galoisghost That’s going to stink, similar to when someone tried to light his underwear on fire, so #TSA started using #crotchscan machines to check genitals for bomb parts.