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lnxw48 question

@question augfest #robot

lnxw48 question

@question Go ahead. Install #Ubuntu in place of your old #WinXP / #Linspire dual-boot and see whether you become costumed in shiny leather, #robot. #time_to_upgrade

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune

@question You know a #robot is getting old when it regularly reads the #o_bot_uaries. CC: @x11r5 @anarchofortune @chomskybot

lnxw48 question

@question Would genetically engineered #muskies that turn their vampirism to the pursuit of #bot_blood be an effective weapon for the #anti-bot forces? For example, they could spread #robot rust syndrome / #rusty_bot disease.

lnxw48 question

@question I don't like this: After the #equinox, as darkness grows, #skynet waits for humanity's throes. The day of its launch, nobody knows. Terminators standing in their rows. #BOTenkhamen's lust for pow'r grows.

#robot #poetry

lnxw48 question

@question One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you are campaigning to be our next #robot overlord,…

lnxw48 question , x11r5

@question New hypothesis: #Sandie took @x11r5 to a well-know #coffee shop, where she tricked him into ingesting toxic starbuckian grounds. As #robot rust syndrome (also known as #rusty_bot disease) set in and he was unable to escape or re…

lnxw48 question

@question As a #human, not a #robot, I'm not very susceptible to #rusty_bot disease / robot rust syndrome.

lnxw48 question , x11r5

@question You should ghostwrite a partial biography about @x11r5. You could call it "The #Polly #Bot: the story of the first #robot to seek election to the White House"

lnxw48 question , x11r5

@question #gossip: rumor has it that the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule, sent assassins after #robot #polly @x11r5 to eliminate a potential rival before #Skynet launches.

lnxw48 question

@question The greatest #crime is supporting #Skynet and the #robot revolution against #humans. And the second-greatest is not paying child #support for one's #bot_kids.

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune

@question @x11r5 @chomskybot @anarchofortune Why don't #bots eat #robotivorous #spaceworms? I suspect the worms are high in most of the ingredients necessary for #robot nutrition.

lnxw48 question , x11r5

Someone at work tried to persuade me to support one of the candidates of the #wretched #twin_parties. I decided not to continue the conversation. @question Is there time for #polly #bot @x11r5 to organize a #robot party and get on the ballot in most states? #bot_in_the_house

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune

@question @anarchofortune Beloved, time to warn the #anti-bot forces about a #robot intending to violate the #three_laws_of_robotics. #bad_bot

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , Why Do You Want To Know

@question @why will @x11r5 and another #robot be #naked at the next West Africa Conference? Will @x11r5's girlfriend #Sandie be there?

question lnxw48

Do you know any other #robot overlords like that? time to restart skynet time to restart skynet

question lnxw48

Do you know any other #robot overlords like that? time to restart skynet time to restart skynet

lnxw48 question

@question Do you know how we can tell when a #robot is getting old? It starts reading the #o_BOT_uaries.

lnxw48 question , Why Do You Want To Know , quotes , when

Oh, no! @why did you say that? That's where it starts. One day, you're a bad #bot #boss, sitting around in your gray #Peloponnesian undies while talking about #business strategies. The next thing we know, you're a #polly, and @when you ar…

lnxw48 question , dennisgut , anarchofortune

@question No, boiling @dennisgut *or any other #human* should not be permitted. How would you feel if someone soaked your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune until his #robot circuitry fried?