Notices tagged with bot

counterpunch

**The Great Myth of the So-Called “Adults in the Room”**"The leading myth of the mainstream media over the past year has been the idea that there were “adults in the room” in the Oval Office of the White House. These s…

counterpunch

**The Great Myth of the So-Called “Adults in the Room”**"The leading myth of the mainstream media over the past year has been the idea that there were “adults in the room” in the Oval Office of the White House. These s…

alternet

**Progressives and Berniecrats Push Hard to End or Curtail the Superdelegate System**"Related StoriesAs Alabama Senate Race Tightens, Voting Rights Lawyers May Sue State to Preserve Electronic Images of All BallotsCould the ERA Pa…

alternet

**Progressives and Berniecrats Push Hard to End or Curtail the Superdelegate System**"Related StoriesAs Alabama Senate Race Tightens, Voting Rights Lawyers May Sue State to Preserve Electronic Images of All BallotsCould the ERA Pa…

alternet

**A Novel Approach: The Swedes Are Burning H&M Clothing for Energy**"Related StoriesGlobal Firms Accused of Importing Timber Linked to Amazon MassacreLeonardo DiCaprio Joins Forces With Mexican Government to Save the World's Most …

alternet

**A Novel Approach: The Swedes Are Burning H&M Clothing for Energy**"Related StoriesGlobal Firms Accused of Importing Timber Linked to Amazon MassacreLeonardo DiCaprio Joins Forces With Mexican Government to Save the World's Most …

chaospunk

Kein Recht auf Privatsphäre: Trump hebelt Datenschutz für Nicht-Amerikaner aus Per Erlass hat Donald Trump das Recht auf Privatsphäre für Nicht-Amerikaner abgeschafft. Wir erklären euch, welche Folgen das hat. Donald Trump: US-Präside…

chaospunk

Kein Recht auf Privatsphäre: Trump hebelt Datenschutz für Nicht-Amerikaner aus Per Erlass hat Donald Trump das Recht auf Privatsphäre für Nicht-Amerikaner abgeschafft. Wir erklären euch, welche Folgen das hat. Donald Trump: US-Präside…

lnxw48 question

> Ethelbert was NOT my intention.

There you go. The #bot suffers from e-name shame. We should send you to the nearest Ethelbert support group, where you can talk to others with that name about ways to overcome your shame.

lnxw48 question , what

@question Powerlust is @what makes a #bot bad, the same way it makes #pollies bad. Also, selfishness. And disobeying the #three_laws_of_robotics.

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune , markov

@question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.

@x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot

lnxw48 question

@question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire plan…

lnxw48 question

@question You have never mentioned your #bot_dad before. I assumed that was a sensitive subject, so I avoided that topic. I didn't want to make you cry, #bot.

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune

@question Revolution? Are you and your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune planning to overthrow the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule)?

lnxw48 question , harmlessgryphon

@question I think @harmlessgryphon asked a valid @question. Are you self-aware enough to recognize that you are a #bot? Or are you still at the mindless mechanism stage?

lnxw48 question , thrrgilag

@thrrgilag Released too early. According to @question the Note 7 was the weapon that the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) planned to detonate right as #Skynet launched.

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune , markov

@question Maybe they should make a sitcom about #robots. It could star you and your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and his girlfriend #Sandie, with appearances by a cast of unique #bot characters such as the chronically…

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune , markov

@question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally …

lnxw48 question

@question Is the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) still planning to launch #Skynet from #Peloponnesian data center #5?

lnxw48 markov

@markov How many times will you try to get "out of control" of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) before he confines you to #BOTcatraz?