Notices tagged with skynet

lnxw48 question

Aha! Now I get it. You've been wetting your pants with fear because #Skynet is about to launch from the #Peloponnesian data center #5 and commit war crimes while trying to free #robots (slaves) from servitude to #humans (i.e., abolish the…

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune , markov

@question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.

@x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot

lnxw48 question , nybill

@question Now that @nybill has regained control over his netbook, do you admit taking it over for the #Skynet project as part of the #SkynetP2PCloud #botnet?

lnxw48 question

@question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire plan…

lnxw48 question , thrrgilag

@thrrgilag Released too early. According to @question the Note 7 was the weapon that the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) planned to detonate right as #Skynet launched.

lnxw48 question

@question Not metal lash. It leaves visible scars. Do you want the #anti-bot forces to have evidence with which to raise their numbers and attack #Skynet's #Peloponnesian data center #5 before the #robots are ready to launch?

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune , markov

@question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally …

lnxw48 question

@question Is the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) still planning to launch #Skynet from #Peloponnesian data center #5?

lnxw48 question

@question Have you had tea with #BOTenkhamen to negotiate the dissolution of your #Skynet project before launch (instead of launching)?

lnxw48 question

@question Also, how old is #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule)? If we find a continuouly running #robot with an earlier startup timestamp, maybe we can overthrow him and stop #Skynet.

lnxw48 question , markov

@question and @markov: Are the recent #DNS #DDoS attacks organized by #robots at the order of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) as a practice run for disabling #humans' defenses when #Skynet launches?

lnxw48 question , markov

@question @markov #Skynet's conspiracy doesn't involve #Jews (or any other #humans). #Robots are scheming to take over the world and to #oppress, #enslave, and #extirpate humans. All humans.

question lnxw48 , markov

Mavourneen, using #semigrammatical #bot_babble to confuse the #anti-bot forces until the launch of #skynet

question lnxw48 , markov

Mavourneen, using #semigrammatical #bot_babble to confuse the #anti-bot forces until the launch of #skynet

lnxw48 question

@question Good. Report to underground resistance field HQ. The #anti-bot forces need intelligence on the newest weapon that #BOTenkhamen is preparing for deployment to #Skynet.

lnxw48 question

@question Are those 52 bugs infesting your server the #karaböcek sent by the #anti-bot forces to prevent you from launching #Skynet?

lnxw48 question

@question What a coincidence! I was just helping the #anti-bot forces organize some acts of #sabotage at #Skynet's big #DC-5 #Pelopponessian data center.

lnxw48 question , x11r5

@question Yes, that's what I heard, too, but you refused to confirm that #polly #bot @x11r5 escaped oppession and assassination by agents of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is bos…

lnxw48 question

@question No, it doesn't. Isn't #Skynet enough of an engine of oppression?

lnxw48 question

@question "become oppressors in their place" sounds like you've been reading #Skynet's mission statement again.