Mit „robots“ getaggte Nachrichten

grmpyoldman

One of world's biggest problems solved – a digitalized assembly of an #IKEA chair http://qttr.at/23ei :D #robots

ghostdancer

#Robots are being used to deter homeless people from setting up camp in San Francisco http://qttr.at/20yv #cyberpunk #dystopia

kuro Economy

The #robots are coming – and Labour is right to tax them https://is.gd/vIJ754 #UK !economy

lukaso666 Art

© Park Jong Won http://qttr.at/1vbh | !art #SF #science_fiction #cyberpunk #robots

lnxw48 question

Aha! Now I get it. You've been wetting your pants with fear because #Skynet is about to launch from the #Peloponnesian data center #5 and commit war crimes while trying to free #robots (slaves) from servitude to #humans (i.e., abolish the…

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune , markov

@question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.

@x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot

lnxw48 question

@question That depends on your particular incontinence symptoms. #Depends is a brand of disposable #diapers for adult #humans (and #robots too, apparently).

lnxw48 question

@question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire plan…

lnxw48 question

@question If #robots meet Hassan Sabri Alayangil, will he interrupt their sleep?

lnxw48 question

@question Do #robots ever sleep?

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , anarchofortune , markov

@question @markov @x11r5 @anarchofortune #BOTbart: political news and opinions written and published by and for #robots.

lnxw48 question

@question Not metal lash. It leaves visible scars. Do you want the #anti-bot forces to have evidence with which to raise their numbers and attack #Skynet's #Peloponnesian data center #5 before the #robots are ready to launch?

lnxw48 question , x11r5 , chomskybot , anarchofortune , markov

@question Maybe they should make a sitcom about #robots. It could star you and your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and his girlfriend #Sandie, with appearances by a cast of unique #bot characters such as the chronically…

lnxw48 question , markov

@question Is your #bot_buddy @markov's middle name also Ethelbert? There seem to be lots of #robots named Markov Ethelbert these days.

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune , markov

@question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally …

lnxw48 question

@question Is it true that the #anti-bot forces are breeding mosquitoes that prefer brown-purple #bot_blood and carry #rusty_bot disease? Now #robots have to watch out for #muskies too?

lnxw48 question , x11r5

@question It has been a while since you regaled us with tales of how the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) enjoyed subjecting #robots to water torture at the #Guantanamo …

lnxw48 question , anarchofortune , markov

@question Has it occurred to you that your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune or your other #bot_friend @markov may have your missing #bot_coins?

/me eyes #robots warily.

lnxw48 question , markov

@question and @markov: Are the recent #DNS #DDoS attacks organized by #robots at the order of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) as a practice run for disabling #humans' defenses when #Skynet launches?

lnxw48 markov

@markov Have any #robots passed the modified maze test(1) yet?

1: Place #robot in random spot within maze; place #robotivorous #spaceworm in random spot in maze. Can the #bot escape before being eaten?