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lnxw48 question

@question The #TSA sends you through the #crotch-scan machine multiple times because they know you're #smuggling and because #scrote-scanning helps them build up their collection of images. They don't have anything to do with genetically-…

lnxw48 daw

@daw I've lost a few sharp tools to the #TSA at #hairport #crotch-scan stations. And an unopened single-serve container of #yogurt. Less dangerous to open it an scoop a few spoonfulls into a baggie, or so they've been taught.

lnxw48 whistlewright

@whistlewright I thought it was the pre-flight irradiation at the #TSA medical examination center that cured the ailments. ;-)

lnxw48 question

It is hard to believe anyone is really that #stupid: http://url.federati.net/rl7qI As though #TSA is anything more than a charade to make people feel better. I really @question how anyone who goes through the #hairport can support this. #scrote-scan #crotch-scan

lnxw48

Another day at the #hairport. Today, the #TSA examined the accessories in the (not unpacked from last trip) computer bag. Really inspires confidence in their scanning.

lnxw48

Forgot that I had a small pocketknife in the backpack. Now proprty of #TSA. Thus far, no other #hairport adventures.

lnxw48 daw

@daw I also saw some super-annoying "conversational style" questions. Perhaps the site's creator should be strapped in a #TSA #crotch-scan machine until their unmentionables emit a brilliant green glow.

lnxw48 daw

@daw I would be surprised if calling ahead would be helpful in the case cited. Unless patient regularly sets off metal detectors, caller won't know to ask and #TSA employee won't be able to warn.

lnxw48 question

@question What? Did you just say that the great #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #bots, has made an agreement to allow his subjects to replace #TSA agents running the #crotch-scan machines at the #hairport?

lnxw48 question

@question Were we talking about #ANTIBOT? I thought we were talking about the #TSA trying to divine whether my intentions are malevolent based on my #crotchscan pictures.

lnxw48 question

@question Is that why #TSA always sends my through the #crotchscan machine? I thought I was a secret #pornstar.

lnxw48 ssweeny

@ssweeny Assuming that #TSA has any other purpose than reassure people that government is protecting us.

question cmhobbs

Beloved, time to take care of those #TSA #scrote-scanning machine checks

question cmhobbs

Beloved, time to take care of those #TSA #scrote-scanning machine checks

lnxw48

Thinking that #TSA should have collected enough images of my private bodyparts to fully satisfy their prurient fantasies, since they do a #crotchscan every time I go through the #hairport.

ghostdancer

TSA master key files for 3d printers https://github.com/Xyl2k/TSA-Travel-Sentry-master-keys #TSA #masterkeys #backdoor

lnxw48 x11r5

@x11r5 What does that mean? Will the #TSA make people go through the #crotch-scan machines twice?

lnxw48 x1101

@x1101 #TSA is the #1 reason I hate being at the #hairport.

lnxw48

At the #hairport. As usual, the dark-skinned guy traveling with multiple electronic devices (me) spooked the #TSA agent at the #crotchscan machine.

lnxw48 galoisghost

@galoisghost That’s going to stink, similar to when someone tried to light his underwear on fire, so #TSA started using #crotchscan machines to check genitals for bomb parts.